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i'm hoping for A. i mean, i'm bummed that i like ICP and KMK when i'm from the future, but i'm pumped that i go back in time and hook myself up with mushrooms. Don't be bummed about it. Go with it. Besides liking KMK and ICP you're going to be listening to shitloads of Rolling Stones, KISS (pre 80'...

Tonight!

I will say that Jonny reefer is a cool dude with some good green. I wanted to beat him to death with his Fender strat, but we worked it out once he saw me at 6'4 , 240lbs. " ...we worked it out.... " means you slipped him your dong, right? How'd he like that? Glad you guys finally fucked ...

Not the case at all. I'd like them even if all their songs weren't about weed. I like ICP too, even though most of their songs are about drinking Faygo and stabbing people in the neck. You can't be serious about liking ICP. Most god awful music I've ever heard. I guess I don't look at them as a mus...

Reeferseed, the only reason you like Kottonmouth Kings is because they are gigantic proponents of weed. You could have saved us that whole paragraph just by being honest. And we would have understood! Not the case at all. I'd like them even if all their songs weren't about weed. I like ICP too, eve...

Check out 1:08 on this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwVFIL3jbUM&feature=grec
Looks like The Staple Singers were using the word "shamone" back in '73.

where all the Southside classic rock cover bands are playing or where ever Calous is playing. lol HOB Maingate Lounge and Sudsuckers too. I saw Dancin' Dan last Sunday at Jethro's Open Jam at Z's right across from Graziano's Sausage. The only time he danced the whole night was when I played "F...

I don't know about the other acts, but I've seen KMK and they put on a really good show. I got to smoke a doobie with Lou Dog inside the Val-Air at the merch table before the show. It seems like the smoking ban at the Val-Air only applied to tobacco that night. For some reason there were no WMD poli...

I didn't realize straight Edge dudes were so gay that they bend over and get a straight edge tramp stamp so their butt buddies have something to read.

Polk County jail was pretty busy last night. http://data.desmoinesregister.com/mugshots/mugshots.php

Shit tons of OWIs, Public Intox, disorderly conducts and assaults. Must have been a good St. Patrick's Day. Good thing I wasn't driving last night.

I think you can get on those phones that you use to find help and if you know the right number, you can access the store PA. Me and my friends used to do it all the time in Jr High. We didn't get racist, just pure vulgarity.

Are you calling me mexican or what ? You dont want me at your next show What? Is something wrong with being Mexican? You fucking racist........... I'm sure he doesn't want you at his next show, I wouldn't either. One of my biggest annoyances when I was playing around was when the douchebags from th...

Did Zach's mom used to work at a Korean massage parlor?

inx515xhell wrote:dancin doug or dave or whatever?
used to hit up hob a lot, too.

Your thinking of Dancin' Dan. Different guy. Dancin' Dan usually goes where all the Southside classic rock cover bands are playing or where ever Calous is playing.

tylerjames515 wrote:He added me on facebook awhile ago, but I can't remember his name.

here's his facebook http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pro ... 398&ref=ts

http://www.themilitant.com/1995/5939/5939_10.html In December 1991, Des Moines cops brutally beat Larry Milton, a Black worker. They called him a "nigger" and smashed his head with an extra-large police-issue flashlight. It took 22 surgical staples to close the wounds on his head. This bea...

I wonder if Shamone will show up? Shamone's probably too chicken to leave his mom's basement. This guy might be there; the El Baitshop Mullet Dancer. This dude is such a bad ass he runs marathons barefoot. http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n121/jrshighrollers/3056_1075260561588_1228418526_30151.jpg

It's a morning ritual. I like to see if any of my frineds ended up in jail the night before.

btw....Larry Milton was big news about 20 years ago when the cops beat the shit out of him. He sued them and won, but the jury awarded him $1.

LARRY MILTON

County: Polk
Age: 53
Charge(s): PROBATION VIOLATION
Bond: None or not set
Booked 3/10/2010 at 17:40:00
Gender: Male
Race: Black
Black hair, Brown eyes
5' 11', 160 pounds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7itD1wa ... re=related

This guy thinks George Jefferson is one of our Founding Fathers.

This could be your new Southside party house and runaway teenage girl shelter.
http://desmoines.craigslist.org/zip/1638553567.html

Thanks for the compliment. yes, you should come down and get drunk. If I remember right, they usually have the 24 oz Coors on sale Wednesday nights. And if you don't like Coors they have over 100 more beers on tap and in bottles. One of the best things about El Baitshop is being able to order food f...

They need to hook up with this guy www.myspace.com/vinceblue1

This band has to kick ass if Justin "The Riff Master" Steele is in it.
http://www.myspace.com/inter-death

Boner deflater.

There's a good chance the mullet dancer will be there. http://www.facebook.com/editphoto.php?o ... 665&ref=ts

He's put on a lot of weight since the surgery.

How dare you talk shit about the Nadas! They are my favorite band.

El Rhino wrote:THIS is funny:


http://videosift.com/video/40oz-Drinkin ... ng-Contest

I coulda won that contest.