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by elliot
Sat Jun 12, 2010 1:25 am
Forum: Upcoming Shows
Topic: D.I. - Wednesday, June 30th
Replies: 32
Views: 3303

Re: D.I. - Wednesday, June 30th

Joey Chaos wrote:"Honestly", you should just keep your mouth shut before someone puts their foot in it.
Matt didn't seem too offended, and I wasn't trying to make fun of him. But hey, if you'd like to keep making violent threats on the internet over nothing, have fun!
by elliot
Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:15 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Varg Tour Blog
Replies: 82
Views: 6300

Re: Varg Tour Blog

Those are the kinds of girls who make my dick shrivel into a stack of dimes.

And have you ever posted a picture of your face on this board? Even though a good amount of us know what you look like? Come on, ya baby.
by elliot
Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:32 pm
Forum: Upcoming Shows
Topic: Black Market Fetus thurs june 3rd all ages
Replies: 21
Views: 1254

Re: Black Market Fetus thurs june 3rd all ages

I'll only go if Richie Daggers plays PaRappa the Rapper between bands.
by elliot
Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:29 pm
Forum: Upcoming Shows
Topic: Black Market Fetus thurs june 3rd all ages
Replies: 21
Views: 1254

Re: Black Market Fetus thurs june 3rd all ages

I might be able to go, but six bands?? You know that shit bums me out.
by elliot
Tue Jun 01, 2010 8:56 am
Forum: Upcoming Shows
Topic: 7/2 - State Lottery, Boy Meets World (FINAL SHOW!!!) - Ames
Replies: 33
Views: 2478

Re: State Lottery, Lipstick Homicide, more - Fri., 7/2/10 -

I'm VERY impressed by Everybody Nose. Sure, it's just a total Teenage Bottlerocket ripoff, but who the hell cares?? It's way good!
by elliot
Mon May 24, 2010 5:02 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Ronnie James Dio died this morning?
Replies: 39
Views: 3818

Re: Ronnie James Dio died this morning?

I should clarify by saying I don't dislike a majority of Ozzy's stuff. Obviously he was great most of the time in Sabbath, and I even dig songs like "Shot in the Dark." But I think it's pretty clear that Dio could have outsang Ozzy at any point in their careers. Especially now that Ozzy is...
by elliot
Mon May 24, 2010 11:52 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Ronnie James Dio died this morning?
Replies: 39
Views: 3818

Re: Ronnie James Dio died this morning?

Ozzy has always been a terrible singer. Just following the guitar melody with your vocal melody? Cool stuff! And I think Dio would have been proud that Westboro Baptist is protesting his funeral. Really, no one should be offended by this. It only affirms that rock'n'roll still has the power to offen...
by elliot
Wed May 19, 2010 7:22 pm
Forum: Upcoming Shows
Topic: Baroness - May 17th - Vaudeville Mews
Replies: 45
Views: 5000

Re: Baroness - May 17th - Vaudeville Mews

after hearing from so many people how good baroness was i went. about the most disappointment ive had. they never played a song. it was like intro into intro into intro. it was like i was watching a cool hot topic sponsored band. Sorry, Joe, I can't understand this criticism at all. There were spot...
by elliot
Sun May 16, 2010 9:17 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Luke Tour Blog
Replies: 20
Views: 1920

Re: Luke Tour Blog

It looks like the Shamone gimmick is actually a robot, and someone just spilled coffee all over it and it's malfunctioning all over the place.
by elliot
Tue May 11, 2010 5:33 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Varg Tour Blog
Replies: 82
Views: 6300

Re: Varg Tour Blog

" I hadn't talked to the promoter of the venue yet " cuz you are the merch guy. The tour manager advances everything 1-2 months previous , not the day before a show. He didn't need to. JFAC's TM probably took care of that, no need for Varg to pester the promoter a month before the show. A...
by elliot
Tue May 11, 2010 12:00 pm
Forum: Upcoming Shows
Topic: Charlie Parr MAY 12th! Vaudeville Mews.
Replies: 14
Views: 1020

Re: Charlie Parr MAY 12th! Vaudeville Mews.

Is this actually going to start at 5:30? Or a little later?
by elliot
Mon May 10, 2010 10:49 pm
Forum: Upcoming Shows
Topic: D.I. - Wednesday, June 30th
Replies: 32
Views: 3303

Re: D.I. - Wednesday, June 30th

MATT MUTT wrote:ALL AGES!!!! Tickets will be available VARY SOON!!!
Honestly...are you spelling "very" like that on purpose? You've done this several times now. I mean, it's not like you're spelling a difficult word or anything.

Just helping out!
by elliot
Wed May 05, 2010 4:36 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Varg Tour Blog
Replies: 82
Views: 6300

Re: Varg Tour Blog

moltar wrote:From what I've caught, Max quit that band in part because they wouldn't sign to any label until metal blade made them an offer.
Right. Six records with Metal Blade? Sounds like a flawless deal to me!
by elliot
Wed May 05, 2010 4:09 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Replies: 74
Views: 8800

Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands

Well, last time it happened at the Mews, the lady who organized it got wasted and tried to start a fight with the door girl, claiming that she didn't give her any money. This was about 10 minutes after she gave her the money. SOOO what I'm saying is, I sure hope this isn't happening at the Mews eve...
by elliot
Wed May 05, 2010 4:08 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Varg Tour Blog
Replies: 82
Views: 6300

Re: Varg Tour Blog

I met some of the Rose Funeral guys since they're friends with Cattle. Talked about a certain individual on this board who we mutually dislike. Maxxwell, get on here and defend yourself! I demand an internet fight! By the way, Varg, I'd much rather read about the bands and tour experiences you're h...
by elliot
Tue May 04, 2010 9:45 am
Forum: Upcoming Shows
Topic: Long Nights Last Show : May 12
Replies: 20
Views: 1070

Re: Long Nights Last Show : May 12

There! See how easy that was?
by elliot
Sun May 02, 2010 9:53 am
Forum: Upcoming Shows
Topic: Long Nights Last Show : May 12
Replies: 20
Views: 1070

Re: Long Nights Last Show : May 12

Ugh, what's the point of getting into any band from Iowa when they all just break up after six months?
by elliot
Tue Apr 27, 2010 4:30 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Replies: 74
Views: 8800

Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands

I'm pretty sure Boston Hellmask is mostly members of Mindrite, and it's sort of a joke band, but not really. I dunno. Those guys think their jokes are funny, I guess.
by elliot
Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:06 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Replies: 74
Views: 8800

Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands

I couldn't make it through all 39 bands. Just way too depressing. I absolutely cannot fucking stand bands that are obviously not popular or successful, but they have those huge bios where all they're doing is inflating their "accomplishments" and writing a big load of bullshit. When a band...
by elliot
Sun Apr 18, 2010 1:28 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Record Store Day - April 18th
Replies: 13
Views: 895

Re: Record Store Day - April 18th

There was an LP reissue of Exile on Main St., but it was $30, so instead I bought a used copy of Nerf Herder's self-titled CD for $1. I felt like that was close enough.
by elliot
Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:41 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: dewwwwd, I saw this last night:
Replies: 22
Views: 1226

Re: dewwwwd, I saw this last night:

And don't even start in with some ridiculous bullshit about magazine articles where chicks are claiming they don't prefer 'muscle-y guys'. It's horseshit. Those types of articles are only written and perpetuated by two types of people: Scrawny little 140 lb fucks and bitches that got cheated on/hum...
by elliot
Sat Apr 17, 2010 10:15 am
Forum: Upcoming Shows
Topic: 4/17 Druids @The Maingate Bar
Replies: 15
Views: 1510

Re: 4/17 Druids @The Maingate Bar

I would go, but I'll be at AC/DC, givin the dog a bone!
by elliot
Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:01 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Sonic Youth and the Minutemen
Replies: 2
Views: 313

Re: Sonic Youth and the Minutemen

I'm super into Minutemen, and Mike Watt is definitely a ridiculous man. Thurston probably could have told that whole story in about two minutes instead of almost five, though.
by elliot
Sat Apr 10, 2010 12:13 pm
Forum: Upcoming Shows
Topic: godspeed
Replies: 15
Views: 612

Re: godspeed

I've always thought these guys are boring as all getout, but I like they way they conduct themselves as a band. boring? from you? best review and worst review in the same week. good job. thumbs up. Oh come on, you can't understand why someone would find Godspeed boring? That's like me not understan...
by elliot
Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:40 pm
Forum: Upcoming Shows
Topic: godspeed
Replies: 15
Views: 612

Re: godspeed

I've always thought these guys are boring as all getout, but I like they way they conduct themselves as a band.
by elliot
Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:34 pm
Forum: Upcoming Shows
Topic: Crime in stereo, april 12th Ghost House
Replies: 8
Views: 530

Re: Crime in stereo, april 12th Ghost House

joseph wrote:
elliot wrote:I listened to the first few songs of that new album and decided it was complete bullshit. I hated it so much!
best review ever
Hahah, I decided it was best to not mince words.
by elliot
Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:34 am
Forum: Upcoming Shows
Topic: Crime in stereo, april 12th Ghost House
Replies: 8
Views: 530

Re: Crime in stereo, april 12th Ghost House

I listened to the first few songs of that new album and decided it was complete bullshit. I hated it so much!
by elliot
Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:40 am
Forum: Upcoming Shows
Topic: Crime in stereo, april 12th Ghost House
Replies: 8
Views: 530

Re: Crime in stereo, april 12th Ghost House

Wow, I don't like Crime in Stereo at all, but that's cool that Ghost House was able to book them. They're kinda sorta big.
by elliot
Sat Mar 27, 2010 5:20 pm
Forum: Upcoming Shows
Topic: Young Widows/Omaha/May 22
Replies: 11
Views: 1143

Re: Young Widows/Omaha/May 22

Hahah, dammit. I totally didn't see that.

Joe, you need to stop reviving old threads and occasionally confusing me!
by elliot
Sat Mar 27, 2010 9:48 am
Forum: Upcoming Shows
Topic: Young Widows/Omaha/May 22
Replies: 11
Views: 1143

Re: Young Widows/Omaha/May 22

I should hopefully be in town for this, so if I am, you know I'm down. Seeing Old Wounds in its entirety would be fuuuuuucked!