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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

Post by elliot » Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:49 pm

Hank Fist wrote:this reminds of the guy with the big shoes at UTM v.4 that got really pissed when he got called out. Hope to see him at v.5.
I've seen him a couple times since. I wonder if he remembers me getting in his face and telling him he was not going to be touching drunk Ladd, and then him asking me, "What, are you the fuckin...purveyor of what's gonna happen?"

Just so people don't forget, that was Spencer Fennimore, lead singer of Mindrite.

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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

Post by joseph » Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:16 pm

elliot wrote:
Hank Fist wrote:this reminds of the guy with the big shoes at UTM v.4 that got really pissed when he got called out. Hope to see him at v.5.
I've seen him a couple times since. I wonder if he remembers me getting in his face and telling him he was not going to be touching drunk Ladd, and then him asking me, "What, are you the fuckin...purveyor of what's gonna happen?"

Just so people don't forget, that was Spencer Fennimore, lead singer of Mindrite.
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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

Post by crow » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:37 pm

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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

Post by God » Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:42 pm

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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

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Joe wrote:Booya.

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so servo being a dick, not cool. you being a dick on here all the time then is?
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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

Post by scottyrobotty » Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:04 pm

highland park country club. close to red rooster. has great greasy food. pool trouble, megatouch. shitty jukebox. also, straight liquor shots are huge.
almost every time i'm there someone introduces themselves to me. total townie bar with really nice yet trashy and funny people.
also close enough to home i can crawl home if necessary.
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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

Post by Big Fat Retard » Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:46 pm

Forgot about the Country Club. I used to go there all the time when I lived in that neighborhood. It's one of the best places to go for a good hangover breakfast. The weekend steak and eggs special is fuckin killer.
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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

Post by inx515xhell » Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:56 pm

i raced my roomates home on foot once from the country club and totally won.

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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

Post by scottyrobotty » Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:31 pm

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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

Post by joseph » Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:13 pm

is it just me or has the clientele at gt become a lot more shitty within the last 6 months or so?

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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

Post by Beaver » Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:53 am

Same with Fung Fu. Its almost become this hipster joint that yuppies go to so they can feel like they're slummin'..if only for a couple hours.

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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

Post by joseph » Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:46 am

well it sucks. do not want

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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

Post by crow » Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:47 am

is it juice that does those dive bar crawls? i think they are largely to blame.
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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

Post by hairy » Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:26 pm

Beaver, are you just sayin' cause you got punched in the nose?
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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

Post by joseph » Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:37 pm

beev got punched in the pussy not the face. wait, thats the same spot.

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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

Post by Beaver » Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:23 pm

Recently? If so I dont rememeber. If it was some months ago then yes! I did get punched but it was hilarious.

Wasnt knockin' the bar just the after work crowds I guess. Its still my home away f/ home.

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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

Post by buck rotten » Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:16 pm

Daydrunkers are loud and obnoxious. And I don't understand people that come to the bar with their work shirts still tucked in. Untuck that shit bitch and drank already.

Late nights at GT and Fu are usually good, however.
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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

Post by MATT MUTT » Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:58 pm

The bar in my basement is by far the best bar in Des Moines. In there you might be descriminated aginst, don't take it personal. Every shot taken must be broken on the floor. It's not uncommon to hear good music, when it's time to go skid row! everyone is welcome to smoke, gamble, arcade race, lift weights, fight, and mini-golf all they want. outside drinks are ok too. all drunks still there in the morning will be kicked out by 1pm.



I know what your thinking, ...... WHAT A GREAT BAR!
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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

Post by joseph » Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:43 am

MATT MUTT wrote:The bar in my basement is by far the best bar in Des Moines. In there you might be descriminated aginst, don't take it personal. Every shot taken must be broken on the floor. It's not uncommon to hear music like, anti heros, the specials, skrewdriver, when it's time to go skid row! everyone is welcome to smoke, gamble, arcade race, lift weights, fight, and mini-golf all they want. outside drinks are ok too. all drunks still there in the morning will be kicked out by 1pm.



I know what your thinking, ...... WHAT A GREAT BAR!
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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

Post by MATT MUTT » Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:37 pm

or you get slaped across the floor like Sean Johnson did.

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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

Post by Crumpty Williams » Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:22 pm

i vote for GT's, but Matt Mutt's basement also sounds pretty sweet. Mews/Mile alley is always great too.
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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

Post by Nick » Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:26 pm

Pretty good food there, but no way in hell I'd call that a bar. It's a restaurant, first and foremost.

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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

Post by joseph » Thu Sep 30, 2010 4:24 pm

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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

Post by Bullet Tooth » Thu Sep 30, 2010 4:49 pm

Bullet Tooth wrote:liars club.
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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

Post by Thom » Sat Oct 02, 2010 3:02 pm

Bullet Tooth wrote:
Bullet Tooth wrote:liars club.
I was in there with eric a month ago, and this slut was takin her dress off at the table next to me. Then you kicked her out. I know you got a job to do man, but I thought I was gonna see the cat for sure.

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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

Post by Bullet Tooth » Sat Oct 02, 2010 8:36 pm

she probably wasnt that good looking.
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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

Post by Nickyouredead » Sun Oct 03, 2010 5:33 pm

Bullet Tooth wrote:She probably was about to shit on the floor.

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Re: Favorite bar in Des Moines?

Post by Bullet Tooth » Sun Oct 03, 2010 7:12 pm

Nickyouredead wrote:
Bullet Tooth wrote:She probably was about to shit on the floor.
this has happened 4 times now...by women.
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