515 Crew

[xkristyx]

I'm not so sad about missing out on skinned sheep eyeballs...

I am sad that I missed a man in eyeliner cry.

[inx515xhell]

it was mindcrust420

[El Rhino]

Someone should've really given that guy something to cry about.

[joseph]

Someone should've really given that guy something to cry about.

his wife did.


Tj- you should seriously give more journalistic details of your job more often. FACT.

[Beaver]

I saw ole' Fingernailz out back and pretty much gave him the " dont even fucking think about speaking to me" look. I guess Richie D and Mike were out back and the dude came over and was talking about him and his wife were sharing their 4th anniversary and wouldn't shut the fuck up like "my wife this" , "my wife that". Figures.

Turns out his wife is this boy looking chick standing up front the whole time girating like she was having a seizure & every once in a while she would grab the sides of her head and shake it from side to side as if she was loving the heavy shit so much she was losing her mind. lolz.

THe other metal dude of year award goes to shirtless lone mosh pit dude with the long hair. Dude would do the "lion prowl" circling the floor. No ONE wants mosh. This guy does it anyway while every other minute marching back up to the front of the stage and doing massive circular headbangs with is long metal do. lolz.

TJ - you should have open hand slapped Fingernailz and told him to be a man.

Book of Black earth was okay. Withered was pretty sick. Watain was cool being the fact that shit like that doesnt come here that often. Id rather listen to Mayhem.

[joseph]

the second band was good. the third band was boring and false metal

[richie_daggers1]

Fingernails guy was pure comedy in every way. From the eyeliner to the fishnets.. Beaver told the story of the show exactly not missing a detail. There I was talking about the show "cops" and peoples lame excuses when they get caught with crack..and fingernails guy comes up to us and says " I have been Married for 4 months" We try to ignore him, then he proceeds to come closer..at this point I can sense he is not going to leave... So I make a lame excuse to leave and pawn him off on mike.


richie

[Joe]

I hope someone is trying to find his myspace right now...

-Joe.

[DARKBASS]

Did you see when?

One of those two whom you are speaking of, crawled on stage, and the guitar player on the right gave em a boot to the head.

Also.......

at this show:

the visual= the smell = the sound

so that is saying something.....

[Beaver]

FUCK John Mayer.

[richie_daggers1]

Yeah that dude is weak

[kurtis]

this show was kinda weird. bobe was alright. withered was pretty bad.

Watain was good, but not as much as I thought they would be live. oh well. they were a band I figured I would never see live, so that was cool. would go see them again if I got the chance.

false metal, no way. shit doesn't have to be super fast and solos all over to be metal.

Mayhem is better than Watain, but doesn't mean they aren't good.

tyler should let me know next time he is in town.

sucks I didn't get to see more people.

[joseph]

the second band was good. the third band was boring and false metal

ive been told i know nothing. the second band that i said was good was actually the first band and the third band that was and is false metal was the second band.
alcohol is a helluva drug

[kylervk]

rereading the account of Fingernails. lol

also:
http://www.facebook.com/events/27278517 ... ent_invite

[joseph]

i'm bartending and i see this dude (who from here out will be called "Fingernails" due to his black painted nails) fall over into the fetal position in front of the bar. i walk around to see what's going on, he jumps up and starts screaming about some guy that just beat the shit out of him, and that his wife is standing next to this guy. Fingernails has no marks on him, barring his eyeliner, so i'm a little suspicious but decide to check it out.

So i go to the stage, Fingernails points out the guy and i walk him outside to see what happened. Apparently Fingernails' wife was getting outta hand, elbowing people or something, and this guy told her to knock it off. Fingernails squares off to fight him, dude takes FN down, tells him to knock it off and keeps rocking.

I let the dude back inside and as soon as ole FN sees him here's what happens:

FN: MY WIFE IS UP THERE, MYYYY WIIIIIIFE! *proceeds to start crying and banging his fists on his head and the bar*

Me: Are you crying? What the fuck are you doing?

FN: THAT'S MY FUCKING WIFE UP THERE, SHE'S UP THERE...I'M MARRIED TO HER. OH MY GOD MYYY WIIIIIIIIFE

Me: yeah, she's up there rockin out, what the fuck is wrong with you?

*fingernails runs outside screaming about calling the Better Business Bureau, still crying and generally losing his poor little mind. so i go get his wife*

Me: hey, is that you're husband with the makeup and the nails?

WoFN: yeah

Me: he's outside crying and freaking out.

*WoFN runs outside and grabs her husband who is yelling at everyone on the Mile patio about god-knows-what. they run in front of the Mews and then...*

WoFN: IF Y'ALL WERE SMART YOU'D FIGHT THE NAZIS WHO RUN THIS COUNTRY


Then Fingernails and Wife of Fingernails literally sprinted hand in hand down 4th on to Court Ave.

SO AMAZING.

cant believe i forgot about this

[elliot]

Hahahaah! I love the world!

This makes me want to go to this show just in case that couple shows up again.

[kurtis]

Will be there. Too bad there aren't any decent bands to open

[inx515xhell]

The Devil's Blood is opening for them here.