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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by Joe » Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:24 pm

Dragons vs. Magic Carpets CTF.

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by Hank Fist » Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:26 pm

Wheatstache wrote:
Hank Fist wrote:Dragons hate each other. They are loners. They will only fight amongst themselves for each others loot. This will be watched from above as we spit on you.
Shows what you know about dragons. Stick to rugs.
Well, I've read "The Hobbit". What else is there to know?

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by joseph » Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:29 pm

Hank Fist wrote:Well, I've read "The Hobbit". What else is there to know?
that the hobbit is an awful book written from the perspective of midgets that get high all the time.

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by Wheatstache » Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:36 pm

joseph wrote:
Hank Fist wrote:Well, I've read "The Hobbit". What else is there to know?
that the hobbit is an awful book written from the perspective of midgets that get high all the time.
This is in no way accurate.
Seriously

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by Beaver » Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:56 pm

While I agree that Dragons are fierce as shit, you don't need to feed a flying carpet and it wont bite your face off when periodically beat it with your riding whip-----

However, if my Dragon was Sean Connery we would have a bond and simply explain that me beating him hurts me me more than him. Then on our ride through the mountains I would make him recite all his lines form Hunt for Red October and The Rock.
"Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

Point is - Id prolly choose a carpet.

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by joseph » Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:08 pm

Beaver wrote:While I agree that Dragons are fierce as shit, you don't need to feed a flying carpet and it wont bite your face off when periodically beat it with your riding whip-----

However, if my Dragon was Sean Connery we would have a bond and simply explain that me beating him hurts me me more than him. Then on our ride through the mountains I would make him recite all his lines form Hunt for Red October and The Rock.
"Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

Point is - Id prolly choose a carpet.
my dragon would eat magic carpets and christians.
I win.

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by Joe » Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:22 pm

Dragons are fucking gay.

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by joseph » Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:34 pm

@nonymous wrote:dragons are for men who have problems with their sexuality.
Joe wrote:Dragons are fucking gay.

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wow. both in the same thread.

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by xkristyx » Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:35 pm

Think about it like rock paper scissors. Dragon is rock, magic carpet is paper. Magic carpet WINS!

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by Furious D » Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:07 pm

You know what bugs me? Ever met anyone who calls it "paper rock scissors"? Thats not the right fucking order! I doesn't flow off the tongue.
....just kidding.

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by ilikehorses » Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:13 pm

Furious D wrote:You know what bugs me? Ever met anyone who calls it "paper rock scissors"? Thats not the right fucking order! I doesn't flow off the tongue.
I HATE THAT TOO! SO MUCH!!
Even today, I can't see a car run a red light without instantly having an image flash into my head of a man's erect penis, penetrating a watermelon.

UGH I SUCK

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by tylerjames515 » Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:57 pm

If you choose a magic carpet do you always get a pet monkey?
What about safety options? do they come with seatbelts nowadays?

Now, dragons.
When did they become people friendly?
Rooster wrote:cant worship the devil unless you are 21 now

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by joseph » Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:22 am

tylerjames515 wrote:If you choose a magic carpet do you always get a pet monkey?
What about safety options? do they come with seatbelts nowadays?

Now, dragons.
When did they become people friendly?
too little too late

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by inx515xhell » Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:12 pm

y'know, i don't mind cops.
BUT I HATE CHRISTIANS!

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by joseph » Fri May 09, 2008 12:07 pm

carpet wiping

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by joseph » Fri Nov 26, 2010 12:05 pm

inx515xhell wrote:srsly i want everyones input on that.
which would you rather ride over the mountains? a dragon or a magic carpet.

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by inx515xhell » Fri Nov 26, 2010 8:55 pm

only a total big time faggot would want to ride a magic carpet instead of a dragon.

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by joseph » Fri May 03, 2019 2:13 pm

still my favorite 515crew debate

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by inx515xhell » Sun May 05, 2019 8:56 pm

I wonder if people's opinions have changed since game of thrones.

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by joseph » Mon May 06, 2019 10:58 am

inx515xhell wrote:I wonder if people's opinions have changed since game of thrones.
i liked the wolves on that show but i didnt make it very far

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by inx515xhell » Sun May 12, 2019 8:07 pm

ha! well, overall, they don't fare too well.

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by Bullet Tooth » Thu Oct 29, 2020 8:57 pm

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by joseph » Tue Nov 03, 2020 2:36 pm

and they did bow before the dragon who did give authority to the beast, and they did bow before the beast, saying, 'Who is like to the beast? who is able to war with it?
Revelation 13:4


FUCKING CHRISTIANS ARE SCARED OF DRAGONS
anything christians are scared of is a good thing

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by Hank Fist » Sun Dec 06, 2020 12:25 pm

“..don’t you dare close your eyes”

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Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Post by Potter » Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:30 pm

Colorado bud will get you faded, bruh
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