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Re: is it Tylers birthday?
Dragons vs. Magic Carpets CTF.
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Well, I've read "The Hobbit". What else is there to know?Wheatstache wrote:Shows what you know about dragons. Stick to rugs.Hank Fist wrote:Dragons hate each other. They are loners. They will only fight amongst themselves for each others loot. This will be watched from above as we spit on you.
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that the hobbit is an awful book written from the perspective of midgets that get high all the time.Hank Fist wrote:Well, I've read "The Hobbit". What else is there to know?
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This is in no way accurate.joseph wrote:that the hobbit is an awful book written from the perspective of midgets that get high all the time.Hank Fist wrote:Well, I've read "The Hobbit". What else is there to know?
Seriously
Re: is it Tylers birthday?
While I agree that Dragons are fierce as shit, you don't need to feed a flying carpet and it wont bite your face off when periodically beat it with your riding whip-----
However, if my Dragon was Sean Connery we would have a bond and simply explain that me beating him hurts me me more than him. Then on our ride through the mountains I would make him recite all his lines form Hunt for Red October and The Rock.
"Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
Point is - Id prolly choose a carpet.
However, if my Dragon was Sean Connery we would have a bond and simply explain that me beating him hurts me me more than him. Then on our ride through the mountains I would make him recite all his lines form Hunt for Red October and The Rock.
"Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
Point is - Id prolly choose a carpet.
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my dragon would eat magic carpets and christians.Beaver wrote:While I agree that Dragons are fierce as shit, you don't need to feed a flying carpet and it wont bite your face off when periodically beat it with your riding whip-----
However, if my Dragon was Sean Connery we would have a bond and simply explain that me beating him hurts me me more than him. Then on our ride through the mountains I would make him recite all his lines form Hunt for Red October and The Rock.
"Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
Point is - Id prolly choose a carpet.
I win.
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Dragons are fucking gay.
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@nonymous wrote:dragons are for men who have problems with their sexuality.
wow. both in the same thread.Joe wrote:Dragons are fucking gay.
-Joe.
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Think about it like rock paper scissors. Dragon is rock, magic carpet is paper. Magic carpet WINS!
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You know what bugs me? Ever met anyone who calls it "paper rock scissors"? Thats not the right fucking order! I doesn't flow off the tongue.
....just kidding.
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I HATE THAT TOO! SO MUCH!!Furious D wrote:You know what bugs me? Ever met anyone who calls it "paper rock scissors"? Thats not the right fucking order! I doesn't flow off the tongue.
Even today, I can't see a car run a red light without instantly having an image flash into my head of a man's erect penis, penetrating a watermelon.
UGH I SUCK
UGH I SUCK
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If you choose a magic carpet do you always get a pet monkey?
What about safety options? do they come with seatbelts nowadays?
Now, dragons.
When did they become people friendly?
What about safety options? do they come with seatbelts nowadays?
Now, dragons.
When did they become people friendly?
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Re: is it Tylers birthday?
too little too latetylerjames515 wrote:If you choose a magic carpet do you always get a pet monkey?
What about safety options? do they come with seatbelts nowadays?
Now, dragons.
When did they become people friendly?
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y'know, i don't mind cops.
BUT I HATE CHRISTIANS!
BUT I HATE CHRISTIANS!
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inx515xhell wrote:srsly i want everyones input on that.
which would you rather ride over the mountains? a dragon or a magic carpet.
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only a total big time faggot would want to ride a magic carpet instead of a dragon.
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still my favorite 515crew debate
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I wonder if people's opinions have changed since game of thrones.
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i liked the wolves on that show but i didnt make it very farinx515xhell wrote:I wonder if people's opinions have changed since game of thrones.
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ha! well, overall, they don't fare too well.
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Magic carpet
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and they did bow before the dragon who did give authority to the beast, and they did bow before the beast, saying, 'Who is like to the beast? who is able to war with it?
Revelation 13:4
FUCKING CHRISTIANS ARE SCARED OF DRAGONS
anything christians are scared of is a good thing
Revelation 13:4
FUCKING CHRISTIANS ARE SCARED OF DRAGONS
anything christians are scared of is a good thing
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“..don’t you dare close your eyes”
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Colorado bud will get you faded, bruh