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Re: is it Tylers birthday?
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:24 pm
by Joe
Dragons vs. Magic Carpets CTF.
-Joe.
Re: is it Tylers birthday?
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:26 pm
by Hank Fist
Wheatstache wrote:Hank Fist wrote:Dragons hate each other. They are loners. They will only fight amongst themselves for each others loot. This will be watched from above as we spit on you.
Shows what you know about dragons. Stick to rugs.
Well, I've read "The Hobbit". What else is there to know?
Re: is it Tylers birthday?
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:29 pm
by joseph
Hank Fist wrote:Well, I've read "The Hobbit". What else is there to know?
that the hobbit is an awful book written from the perspective of midgets that get high all the time.
Re: is it Tylers birthday?
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:36 pm
by Wheatstache
joseph wrote:Hank Fist wrote:Well, I've read "The Hobbit". What else is there to know?
that the hobbit is an awful book written from the perspective of midgets that get high all the time.
This is in no way accurate.
Re: is it Tylers birthday?
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:56 pm
by Beaver
While I agree that Dragons are fierce as shit, you don't need to feed a flying carpet and it wont bite your face off when periodically beat it with your riding whip-----
However, if my Dragon was Sean Connery we would have a bond and simply explain that me beating him hurts me me more than him. Then on our ride through the mountains I would make him recite all his lines form Hunt for Red October and The Rock.
"Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
Point is - Id prolly choose a carpet.
Re: is it Tylers birthday?
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:08 pm
by joseph
Beaver wrote:While I agree that Dragons are fierce as shit, you don't need to feed a flying carpet and it wont bite your face off when periodically beat it with your riding whip-----
However, if my Dragon was Sean Connery we would have a bond and simply explain that me beating him hurts me me more than him. Then on our ride through the mountains I would make him recite all his lines form Hunt for Red October and The Rock.
"Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
Point is - Id prolly choose a carpet.
my dragon would eat magic carpets and christians.
I win.
Re: is it Tylers birthday?
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:22 pm
by Joe
Dragons are fucking gay.
-Joe.
Re: is it Tylers birthday?
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:34 pm
by joseph
@nonymous wrote:dragons are for men who have problems with their sexuality.
Joe wrote:Dragons are fucking gay.
-Joe.
wow. both in the same thread.
Re: is it Tylers birthday?
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:35 pm
by xkristyx
Think about it like rock paper scissors. Dragon is rock, magic carpet is paper. Magic carpet WINS!
Re: is it Tylers birthday?
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:07 pm
by Furious D
You know what bugs me? Ever met anyone who calls it "paper rock scissors"? Thats not the right fucking order! I doesn't flow off the tongue.
Re: is it Tylers birthday?
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:13 pm
by ilikehorses
Furious D wrote:You know what bugs me? Ever met anyone who calls it "paper rock scissors"? Thats not the right fucking order! I doesn't flow off the tongue.
I HATE THAT TOO! SO MUCH!!
Re: is it Tylers birthday?
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:57 pm
by tylerjames515
If you choose a magic carpet do you always get a pet monkey?
What about safety options? do they come with seatbelts nowadays?
Now, dragons.
When did they become people friendly?
Re: is it Tylers birthday?
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:22 am
by joseph
tylerjames515 wrote:If you choose a magic carpet do you always get a pet monkey?
What about safety options? do they come with seatbelts nowadays?
Now, dragons.
When did they become people friendly?
too little too late
Re: is it Tylers birthday?
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:12 pm
by inx515xhell
y'know, i don't mind cops.
BUT I HATE CHRISTIANS!
Re: is it Tylers birthday?
Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 12:07 pm
by joseph
carpet wiping
Re: is it Tylers birthday?
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 12:05 pm
by joseph
inx515xhell wrote:srsly i want everyones input on that.
which would you rather ride over the mountains? a dragon or a magic carpet.
Re: is it Tylers birthday?
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 8:55 pm
by inx515xhell
only a total big time faggot would want to ride a magic carpet instead of a dragon.
Re: is it Tylers birthday?
Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 2:13 pm
by joseph
still my favorite 515crew debate
Re: is it Tylers birthday?
Posted: Sun May 05, 2019 8:56 pm
by inx515xhell
I wonder if people's opinions have changed since game of thrones.
Re: is it Tylers birthday?
Posted: Mon May 06, 2019 10:58 am
by joseph
inx515xhell wrote:I wonder if people's opinions have changed since game of thrones.
i liked the wolves on that show but i didnt make it very far
Re: is it Tylers birthday?
Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 8:07 pm
by inx515xhell
ha! well, overall, they don't fare too well.
Re: is it Tylers birthday?
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 8:57 pm
by Bullet Tooth
Magic carpet
Re: is it Tylers birthday?
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 8:44 pm
by inx515xhell
Re: is it Tylers birthday?
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 2:36 pm
by joseph
and they did bow before the dragon who did give authority to the beast, and they did bow before the beast, saying, 'Who is like to the beast? who is able to war with it?
Revelation 13:4
FUCKING CHRISTIANS ARE SCARED OF DRAGONS
anything christians are scared of is a good thing
Re: is it Tylers birthday?
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2020 12:25 pm
by Hank Fist
“..don’t you dare close your eyes”
Re: is it Tylers birthday?
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:30 pm
by Potter
Colorado bud will get you faded, bruh